that hansel is so hot right now
mia 17 sf gp you're so fucking welcome

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(Source: vaginatrainer)

Nicholas

(Source: skypestripper)

NICHOLAS

(Source: phoeni-xx)

video

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

(Source: plnts)

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

toyota:

This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”

(Source: fileformat)


hospitalstays:

image

school cum

(Source: joyridng)

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

(Source: itsmicca)

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda